YOUNG people will flock back to offices to have sex, Boris Johnson claimed today.
The PM insisted there’s a “sound evolutionary reason why mother nature does not like working from home”.
Millions are still at home and working from their spare rooms and kitchen tables post-pandemic, but Boris said he was confident they would return to offices in time.
At a bizarre address to business chiefs this morning, the PM predicted Brits will “come back on the roads and the rail” to seal a hook up or relationship in future, as he told them not to worry about the future of the workforce.
Source: The Sun